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Comedy
Disarm your opponents with laughter! Disarming effect: 0.00001% success rate. Laughter effect: 0.000000006% success rate.
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Metal Bat
A plain metal bat. Probably aluminum. +5 attack.
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Hella Smarts
Not gonna lie, kind of a genius over here.
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Tuxedo shirt
It's business and casual AT THE SAME TIME
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T-shirt and jeans
Standard wear for any guy on the go.
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T-shirt and shorts
Standard wear for any guy on the stay.
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Suit and Tie
EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CANNOT BE EQUIPPED (SORRY JT)
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Code Monkey
Type on a keyboard and computers do stuff.
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Ping Ponger
I believe the proper term is "Table Tenniser"
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Bboy
Spin around on the floor, but look cool doing it.
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Gamer
All work and no play makes you go something something.
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Pro Baller
Honed skills from the streets
NOT ENOUGH SKILL POINTS
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Guitar
Can play MM7's Wily theme on it. That's pretty much the extent of it.
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C++
What happened to you C++? I used to think you were cool.
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Javascript
Everybody's doing it!
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B-Boyin'
Do things that involves a lot of circles and spinning.
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Scala
For making your app SCALA-ble. But don't fly too close to the SUN, or you'll get SCALA'ded. So sayeth the ORACLE.
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PHP
What a mess of a language. But it pays your bills.
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Python
CHECK THESE SWEET PYTHONS DAWG.
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Ping Pong
Not to brag, but I DO have a trophy. "How and from where?" you may ask. Stop asking so many questions.
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C
A language that had its compiler witten in B. BUT WHAT COMPILED B? WAS IT A? THEN WHAT COMPILED A? I asked Brian Kernighan that once. He didn't seem that amused.
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Flask Framework
LIKE THIS SITE WAS MADE FROM. And like Django, without so much of the bloat.
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HTML/CSS
Gotta be able to do web stuff ever since this whole "internet" thing took off.
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VIM
You use your VIM characteristic to write most of your code. You drop several large objects because your VIM is not high enough to carry them.
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Git
There was a time I used SVN for a class project. Every thing we did just broke the repository. Essentially I had to resort to deleting and then remaking the repository each time there was a change. Which was dumb. It was really dumb. Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that Git is cool and everyone should use it.
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Vidya Gamin'
"That's rather broad. Any video game specifically?". Doesn't matter.